{"id":702,"date":"2008-08-24T11:42:27","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T18:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=702"},"modified":"2008-08-24T18:49:23","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T01:49:23","slug":"st-paul-cartoonist-conspiracy-jam-august-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=702","title":{"rendered":"St. Paul Cartoonist Conspiracy Jam &#8211; August 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to the St. Paul Cartoonist Conspiracy Cell for once again creating an entertaining jam comic! Also, thanks to myself for posting it in a timely manner &#8212; our brethren across the river have yet to post a new jam comic in a little over a year, I think.<\/p>\n<p>Like Russia and NATO, our uneasy truce with the LARPers* nearly dissolved when one of their members continued to do horrible impersonations of Andrew Dice Clay** &#8212; or was it The Fonz***? At any rate, Jon Sloan**** was about to show them, as he termed, &#8220;a Live Action Sa-Bom Jim Ass Whoopin&#8221;. However, seeing as how he would be the only one of us pansy artists to actually do something about it, he thought otherwise and opted out.<\/p>\n<p>In somewhat unrelated news, the St. Paul cell members are still waiting to hear back from the Cream City cell***** on whether or not they are going to post their jams &#8212; or better yet whether or not they actually exist.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve posted our latest jam comic below. This month&#8217;s title was &#8220;Fact or Fiction at The Minnesota State Fair: AAAAAAAAAYY!&#8221; The &#8220;AAAAAAAAAYY!&#8221; is a contribution from our Andrew Dice Clay lovin&#8217; cross-coffee shop rivals. You can click on the image below, which will link you to the PDF directly.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bewilderedkid.com\/blog\/jams\/2008_08.pdf\"><img src='http:\/\/www.bewilderedkid.com\/blog\/jams\/thumbs\/STPJam2008_08_01.jpg' alt='' class='alignnone' \/><\/a><br \/>\n <\/p>\n<p>Want to start up your own cell? It&#8217;s easy! Just follow this link: <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonistconspiracy.com\/board\/viewtopic.php?t=37&amp;start=15&amp;postdays=0&amp;postorder=asc&amp;highlight=\">Start a Conspiracy in Your Community<\/a>. Are you one of the many rival cells that we trash? Maybe you should do something about it and post something <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/board\/viewforum.php?f=50&amp;sid=8bcd2f525481dfd942fd669c2c013639\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Footnotes:<br \/>\n * <b>LARPers<\/b> &#8211; Live Action Role Players &#8211; a group of individuals that attempt the craft of socializing by enacting various scenes and, sometimes, dressing up as characters found within a role playing game; in this instance it refers to people who think they are vampires who and horrible at doing impersonations of obscure Jewish actors.<br \/>\n ** <b>Andrew Dice Clay<\/b> &#8211; a comedian made famous in the 1980s and early 1990s by a standup routine that consisted of insult humor directed at women, sexual orientation, and ethnicity. &#8220;The Diceman&#8221; is not somebody I would be really interested in impersonating, but then again I am not obsessed with vampires either.<br \/>\n *** <b>The Fonz<\/b> &#8211; one of the more important characters of the popular sitcom Happy Days, which ran from 1974 to 1984. The Fonz, played by Henry Winkler, was a leather jacket wearing, Italian-American mechanic, who later, was part owner of Arnold&#8217;s restaurant, and made residence in Milwaukee, Wisconsin during the 1950s.<br \/>\n **** <b>Jon Sloan<\/b> is an independent comic creator based in the Twin Cities. Jon creates the comic <a>Sa-Bom Jim<\/a>, instructs martial arts, and is a real bad ass that shouldn&#8217;t be messed with. TAKE NOTICE LARPERS!<br \/>\n ***** <b>Cream City Cell<\/b> &#8211; also known as the Milwaukee Cell &#8211; AGAIN, who belongs to this cell? Does it even exist, or is it a myth? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mccarthy-comics.com\">McCarthy<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/creamcitycomics.blogspot.com\/\">Amado<\/a> need to do something about this!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to the St. Paul Cartoonist Conspiracy Cell for once again creating an entertaining jam comic! Also, thanks to myself for posting it in a timely manner &#8212; our brethren across the river have yet to post a new jam comic in a little over a year, I think. Like Russia and NATO, our uneasy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=702\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">St. Paul Cartoonist Conspiracy Jam &#8211; August 2008<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jam-comics","category-st-paul"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pd8gD-bk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}