{"id":466,"date":"2007-12-20T10:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T17:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=466"},"modified":"2007-12-20T10:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T17:18:00","slug":"do-not-seek-the-national-treasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"Do NOT seek the (National) TREASURE!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>do NOT seek the (national) TREASURE!!!<\/p>\n<p>OY!!!!<br \/>I was &#8220;lucky&#8221; enough to see a free premiere screening of possibly the worst film of all time last night&#8212;NATIONAL TREASURE 2: THE BOOK OF SECRETS.<br \/>Sure, the first NT was a lame-brained peice of doo, but at least it was mind-numbingly entertaining.<br \/>EPISODE 2, however, was just&#8230;well&#8230;imagine having shite shot in your face by a high-powered hose for 2 hours.<br \/>It was like that.<br \/>OH! And I refer to is episode 2 since, YES!!!, they set it up for a TRILOGY.<br \/>God willing, part 3 will never happen.<br \/>But I think God may be dead&#8211;its the only explaination for this film.<br \/>Tell EVERYONE you know NOT to see this movie.<br \/>NOT in the THEATER!<br \/>NOT on DVD!!<br \/>NOT for free on TNT in a year and a half!!!<br \/>Thank you all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>do NOT seek the (national) TREASURE!!! OY!!!!I was &#8220;lucky&#8221; enough to see a free premiere screening of possibly the worst film of all time last night&#8212;NATIONAL TREASURE 2: THE BOOK OF SECRETS.Sure, the first NT was a lame-brained peice of doo, but at least it was mind-numbingly entertaining.EPISODE 2, however, was just&#8230;well&#8230;imagine having shite shot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=466\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Do NOT seek the (National) TREASURE!!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pd8gD-7w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}