{"id":3779,"date":"2011-10-28T07:23:41","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T14:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=3779"},"modified":"2011-10-28T07:23:41","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T14:23:41","slug":"kickstart-altered-esthetics-calendar-become-a-master-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=3779","title":{"rendered":"Kickstart Altered Esthetics&#8217; Calendar, Become a Master of Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/images\/ae_woodburned_logo2.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Hey! Are you looking for a cool art calendar for your wall next year for less than the price of a pair of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Toysmith-1668-Chattering-Teeth\/dp\/B000ID32HC\/ref=sr_1_2\">chattering teeth<\/a>? <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kickstarter.com\/projects\/469564467\/help-print-altered-esthetics-2012-artists-calendar\">Please consider supporting Altered Esthetics&#8217; Kickstarter campaign to print their 2012 calendar<\/a> (disclaimer: the campaign ends in three days, none of which will be included on the calendar). <\/p>\n<p>It will feature art by the brilliant <a href=\"http:\/\/bigtimeattic.com\">Zander Cannon<\/a>, among others. Zander will be the featured artist for <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonistconspiracy.com\/sushi\">Lutefisk Sushi<\/a> Volume E, the fifth box set of Minnestota mini-comics put together by The International Cartoonist Conspiracy (in collaboration for the last two volumes with <a href=\"http:\/\/alteredesthetics.com\">Altered Esthetics<\/a>&#8230; who also collaborated with us on <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonistconspiracy.com\/justaddink\">Just Add Ink<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/cartoonistconspiracy.com\/bigfunny\">Big Funny<\/a>, and Alley Cat among other things). <\/p>\n<p>Unlike inferior digital calendars, this one can also serve to cover the unsightly holes you punched in your wall. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alteredesthetics.com\">Altered Esthetics<\/a> is not only unarguably the single greatest art gallery in the entire world that there has ever been, but it is also a non-profit, community-centered art gallery that does a tremendous amount to support not only artists, but cartoonists, in the Twin Cities area! <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re only a Lincoln away from mastering time in 2012. If Lincoln had only had one of these, perhaps the ugly night in Ford&#8217;s Theater could have been avoided completely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Are you looking for a cool art calendar for your wall next year for less than the price of a pair of chattering teeth? Please consider supporting Altered Esthetics&#8217; Kickstarter campaign to print their 2012 calendar (disclaimer: the campaign ends in three days, none of which will be included on the calendar). It will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/?p=3779\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kickstart Altered Esthetics&#8217; Calendar, Become a Master of Time<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[190,131,215],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-altered-esthetics","category-good-causes","category-kickstarter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pd8gD-YX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3779"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3786,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3779\/revisions\/3786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartoonistconspiracy.com\/conspire\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}