Do NOT seek the (National) TREASURE!!!

do NOT seek the (national) TREASURE!!!

OY!!!!
I was “lucky” enough to see a free premiere screening of possibly the worst film of all time last night—NATIONAL TREASURE 2: THE BOOK OF SECRETS.
Sure, the first NT was a lame-brained peice of doo, but at least it was mind-numbingly entertaining.
EPISODE 2, however, was just…well…imagine having shite shot in your face by a high-powered hose for 2 hours.
It was like that.
OH! And I refer to is episode 2 since, YES!!!, they set it up for a TRILOGY.
God willing, part 3 will never happen.
But I think God may be dead–its the only explaination for this film.
Tell EVERYONE you know NOT to see this movie.
NOT in the THEATER!
NOT on DVD!!
NOT for free on TNT in a year and a half!!!
Thank you all.

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  1. mrmonkey23 December 20th, 2007 12:27 pm

    I learned from working at movie theaters that there is no such thing as a free bad movie…

  2. David Steinlicht December 20th, 2007 9:21 pm

    New feature on the Conspiracy Blog — movie reviews! Yay, Danno! More, please!

  3. staplegenius December 21st, 2007 10:10 am

    Quicke-review:

    THE MIST

    SO good and engaging that by the end I was crying and wanted to throw up at the same time.
    …but in the GOOD way.
    Easily the BEST film of the year.

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